To begin to wash off all the evil that scientists do, why not do some good by helping a worthy charity like the St. Louis Crisis Nursery. The Crisis Nursery has several events coming up. There are wine tastings on June 18, 2009 in Chesterfield, MO (see details (pdf)) and on June 25, 2009 in St. Charles County. On August 20, 2009, the Nursery will host its annual Celebrity Waiters' and Waitresses' Night at Cardwell's and Canyon Café in Plaza Frontenac. Or, you can just donate some of your ill-gotten gains.